would you care for a massage with that UFO?

I shouldn't be making jokes since had I not met a certain someone who informed me that the people who run these ufo night tours (complete with night vision goggles) do in fact see ufo's every night they do their tour. at one point ian and I were good to go on one of these tours but then this same person told us it was just the government testing out their new top secret aircraft. I don't know about you but if I'm going to pay $100.00 to see a UFO, it better be from another planet.